A TEXT POST

New Years Resolutions

We all do them, but how many of us actually keep to them ? A very small percentage I would guess. However if I don’t take control of my life now , when will I ? My life will just continue as a an endless cycle of promises that I make to myself and then break. 

1. No more one night stands. They may be fun but they are bad for your soul and you know that.

2.Do all your essays before hand and stop leaving them till the night before. If you don’t stop doing this you are never going to reach your full potential.

3.Go to your seminars. Your lecturers are going to hate you if you don’t.

4. Let them do the chasing. Yes this may lead to a year of spinsterhood but this is also probably good for you.

5. Stick to your diet to combat IBS and coeliacs. Because there are lots of reasons for you to, mainly to avoid being sterile, lactose intolerant and permanently damaging your bowel. 

6.Find time every day for your creative writing. How are you ever going to be a writer if you don’t make yourself write through the blocks ?

7. Do exercise at least twice a week. Pick the  exercise clubs you want to join and stick to them for the rest of the year.

8. Stop getting so drunk you do very stupid things. It’s not funny, it’s not cool and yet you still persist in doing it . Why????????

9.Keep your room tidy.

10. Gain sufficient sponsorship to climb Kilimanjaro for child reach international. It’s going to be hard but you need more reasons to be proud of yourself.  

There they are. All down on paper. Now to stick to them.